Is having very large junk a good way to make up for cheap flowers and a crappy Valentine's card?

I sure hope so...Is having very large junk a good way to make up for cheap flowers and a crappy Valentine's card?
It obviously didn't make up for that engagement ring so why would it be enough for V-Day?Is having very large junk a good way to make up for cheap flowers and a crappy Valentine's card?
do it the way the lonely island says to:





step 1- cut a hole in a box


step 2- put your junk in the box


step 3- put the lid on the boc
Amen!
Yes, so you better start looking for those cheap flowers and that crappy card....
Having very large junk makes up for a lot of stupid things you men do.
sadly no
It would be for me.. lol.